One of the gifts I bought the Extreme knitter for Christmas was her own Scottish country estate. Well it’s a small country estate. Ok it’s a piece of nature reserve land on the Isle of Arran off the coast of Scotland measuring 30cm x 30cm (12inch x 12 inch).
Along with the deeds to the plot came the right to use the title “Lady Elizabeth of Largybey” As yet I haven’t heard her berate any local peasants with “ Do you know who I am” or expect to be seated at the best table in McDonalds. Obviously I bought it for the humorous effect, but it does help support the wild life. I may in future refer to her as Lady extreme knitter. I wonder if this gives her the right to vote on any future Scottish independence referendums.
The up side of this is that we can visit her Scottish estate and take it in turns to stand on it. I feel another Scottish trip coming on for 2016.
The extreme knitters bezzie mate bought her a cool VW cushion which now takes pride of place in Puffin.